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A super adorable dog

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, November 7, 2012 | comments (4)



I swear a lot of girls will go OMG THIS DOG IS SO CUTE I WAAAAANT.

 

 

When they call it a cute dog, I call it a fucking stupid dog. LMAO

Why girls shouldn't drive

Posted by Jz on Sunday, November 4, 2012 | comments (0)



I'm not having any prejudice, but some girls, they just shouldn't drive. This has nothing to do with sexism, just like guys are usually more careless and carefree and assholes. Besides me.

 

 

 

Oh if what I said was sexism, you should look at how they made the girl and the guy besides her wear a helmet.


BECAUSE THEY EXPECTED THAT.

Why Indians are overpowered

Posted by Jz on Friday, October 26, 2012 | comments (0)



If you think you are good at something, for example driving, try to think the same way after watching Indians doing it.

 

 

After watching this my brain is full of

 

DULU DULU DULU DULALALA

DULU DULU DULU DULALALA

 

And guys who think they have some balls should also keep repeating 3:33.

 

Oh ya, don't drift your car next time it's too mainstream. Try a fucking horse.

So a police pulls you over?

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 | comments (0)



Look when you are stopped by a police, and you have no money to pay for either the ticket or the "coffee" because you need to save them up to buy your girlfriend a LV bag, this is what you do.

 

 

But of course, if you are not saving for a LV bag, it's highly recommended that you better keep your mouth shut or you will win yourself a free coffee, and a free trip to the police station.

Every Malaysian should watch this

Posted by Jz on Monday, October 22, 2012 | comments (0)



DISCLAIMER: I'M JUST HERE TO SHARE THE VIDEO, I DO NO DIRECTLY INDIRECTLY IMPLICITLY EXPLICITLY PURPOSELY ACCIDENTALLY INTENTIONALLY UNINTENTIONALLY WILLINGLY UNWILLINGLY CONTRIBUTED TO ANY PART OF THIS VIDEO. DO NOT CATCH ME UNDER ISA, I REPEAT, DO NOT CATCH ME UNDER ISA.

 

 

For those who cannot understand Cantonese, the main points are:

  1. Public benefits given to citizens were first implemented by PKR, BN was pressured to do the same, or more.
  2. Public benefits given by PKR are from the operational surplus, while BN's are from debts.
  3. In 2013 Budget, 80% of the money is spent on operation (e.g. salary, bills, etc) and only 20% is spent on development.
  4. In 2013 Budget, total expenditure is more than total income, and BN has been making deficits for 16 years continuously.
  5. The expenditures are mostly "over-spent" on the "kawan-kawan" BN.
  6. The facts that electricity bill is going to increase and GST (Gross Sales Tax) is going to be implemented were hidden by BN.
  7. Vote wisely in the coming election.

 

And again.

 

DISCLAIMER: I'M JUST HERE TO SHARE THE VIDEO, I DO NO DIRECTLY INDIRECTLY IMPLICITLY EXPLICITLY PURPOSELY ACCIDENTALLY INTENTIONALLY UNINTENTIONALLY WILLINGLY UNWILLINGLY CONTRIBUTED TO ANY PART OF THIS VIDEO. DO NOT CATCH ME UNDER ISA, I REPEAT, DO NOT CATCH ME UNDER ISA.

Best troll in Justin Bieber concert, EVER

Posted by Jz on Friday, October 19, 2012 | comments (0)



It's been a long time since my last update because I'm TOO busy. Same old reason, guess something will never change.

 

Anyway since I watch a lot of funny videos online and it's too annoying to share them in Facebook, I will do it here instead, stop complaining assholes.

 

 

One of my favourite Youtube comedian of all time, thought he turned boring so didn't watch his videos for a while now but this video got me back.

 

All the crazy fan girls there are so hilarious, take it as a compliment.

 

BESIDES THAT BITCH WHO IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO SAY THAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN BARACK OBAMA WTF.