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Love Friday, Love Rebecca Black

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 | comments (10)

You know, whenever I heard of the term "Friday" recently, I would go




Then I couldn't help myself and went




Yes, I have Black Fever! Not the Visceral Leishmaniasis (?) disease's Black Fever (click), it's Rebecca Black's Friday Fever!



And fuck off Grammar Nazi, both Rebecca and I are singing "Weee! Weee! Weee! So excited! Wee! So excited!" which is grammatically correct! At least, I think.


Anyway back to the topic, this no-doubt-the-best-song-of-2011 Friday has so much hate on it. Why are you people judging Rebecca when you cannot get 60 million views and earn shitload of bucks in 2 months by singing like a retard like she did? I cannot do that, this blog has been retarded here for more than 2 years now and I only got RM3 ( and 3 lotions ) from it?


I'm going to tell you people why this song is incredibly stunning and amazing and awesome and…stunning again.


First, she sings this




And I was stunned,




Yes, this song is educating, and suitable for kids as well!

At least it 's not some random underage kids dancing on the bowling lanes to pick girls up right?




Secondly, she sings about this




I was stunned again, my god that's an example of questions of life!

Why are people bashing on that line, I encounter this kind of situation like, everyday?


When I'm picking my clothes




When toilet paper in a public toilet is running out and there is no water pipe




Then finally, after listening this video for 73 times, I finally know why people hate her!




You people are just being racist because she is a Chinist!



P/S: щен is pronounced as "fun" in Mandarin, it stands for "rice".


Or not?

Are you a Racist?

Posted by Jz on Sunday, March 27, 2011 | comments (2)

Hi, this is Jack back in actions.




Yes, still the same shits. The same pyjamas, the same background, the same kindergarten curtain, and the same asshole right here.


It's been such a long time and I ( not really ) miss you guys! I guess you people can understand that sometimes shit happens in life, and it did happen to me, pretty much explained why I'd disappeared in blogsphere and been busy with it for these months. But I swear it wasn't watching movies or playing games or lazing around or eating everywhere or stalking girls in Facebook or anything that you think I was doing. I swear, okay maybe swearing isn't wise in this case.


Anyway I wasn't disconnected with this world! I did know everything from the internet when I was stalkin… I mean, socializing in Facebook. For example I've always wanted to blog about this Alexandra Wallace's video in Youtube, which took me to watch 3 times to understand what was she trying to say because I was paying attention to her c… er what…? Cle…? Cleava…? Oh… shoulders, for the first 2 times. 



I was like, gosh, why did people have to exaggerate the issue? She is just a young girl pointing out her opinions towards Axian people? Why are you guys having an issue with a blond? You guys are 100% razistz! Take this online test if you don't trust me:



Back to the point, first, if she was right about how Axian people bring their relatives to the apartment she stays and make her apartment look like an old fork house (?), then it's the Axian people's fault!


Do you want your student apartment to be filled with old people? I wouldn't want to, because if I walk around in the apartment with half of my boobs exposed, those old Axian people will go:



That's no good. Secondly, these Axian people should be more considerate and learn the Amelika Manner that she was talking about. What the heck were you retarded guys doing? When you Axian people are studying in Amelika, please remember to be polight and nais like this girl herself,




I think that's her point, or not?


By the way, I think there's something this girl needs to know, whiz bling mii to mai nex pointz: Hai! In Axians, they don't do last minute study!


Axians will be "deep in their study, into their political sciences, theories and arguments, and all that stuff, getting it all down, like typing away furiously bla bla bla" like few weeks before the final, then when the final week comes, they will purposely go to the library and:




Eh wait, is that an axian? Whatever that's not the point, the point is, they do that purposely so that some retards who actually study at the very last minute will get their asses owned in the exam. Yes, that's evil, so put that in mind kid.


You ask me why do I know? Because I do that all the time! I'm a freaking Chinist and I'm an Axian.




But no, I'm not Jackie Chan.