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Annoying Shits You Do on Facebook

Posted by Jz on Saturday, July 31, 2010 | comments (3)

For your information, I’m already back to KL, which you can tell from my 2,000 years old Langkawi pyjamas and my kindergarten’s curtains,




so don’t expect me to blog that much as I’ll be freaking busy (which I doubt) okay?


Anyway days earlier I went through the Funny Things You Do on Facebook in Kenwooi Blog and decided to make an extended version aka this post and rename it as Annoying Shits You Do on Facebook.


Okay let me tell you something, Kenwooi may just be too friendly so he used the words like amusing, weird, funny, and etc. For me? HA! Guess I’m not that friendly. The different is, I don’t really care if you do all the amusing, weird or funny things as long as it doesn’t annoy others!




There is no need for me to explain what is Facebook I reckon? Please, even my dad plays Facebook now, those who don’t know what is it should just hit their head on the wall like right now. So just get it started.


1) Annoying updates.

Yes, Facebook is all about updating people about what you’re doing or what you think, but not ALL!? It reminds me a lame joke from Goldfish Uncle Blog.



1 or 2 are fine, but not when you fill up my whole fucking home page of Facebook! I’m seriously glad that Facebook implemented the filter system.


2) Emo updates.

We all do go emo sometimes, some will just sit at a corner alone (sounds really emo LMAO), find someone to talk, listen to some songs, and some, will just post on Facebook.




The case is, some people are like, 24/7 emo whenever they got on Facebook? They will be hehe haha when they’re in college or work then suddenly when they get on Facebook they turn 180 degree into an emo shit like their parents child-abused them.


For your own sakes, delete your Facebook account duh!


3) Romantic updates, I mean, they-think-they-are-romantic updates.

These are what I label as craps and don’t know they are trying to attract some underage kids out there or what.


You won’t even know they’re this ‘romantic’ before you add them in Facebook. Like you thought I’m a mad person then added me in Facebook and saw this:




And these updates are usually followed by shitload of ‘LIKE’ and comments form the like of them that make those updates into the News Feed.


Oh yea, the funny things I always saw were like after posting  this much of craps, they ended up breaking up with his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.


4) Facebook’s games and applications.

Yes yes I understand that they’re totally fun and addictive! So I don’t even care of you’ve already thrown 912,334 bucks into them, or fucked your own Facebook profile up with those game updates because I’ve probably filtered you.






5) VOTE ME PLS updates.

I don’t know which clever shit started this but this has become one popular and annoying shit in Facebook. Lame organizers keep organizing lame contests and lame people keep joining these lame contests for lame presents or a lame virtual name.




The contests, obviously, are some cheap online advertisements or whatsoever that require you go ‘LIKE’ the site then only you can ‘VOTE’ for your friends.


Don’t really care if you wanna be lame, you can post as many as you like in your profile, but stop tagging/ asking/ messaging/ begging/ crying for votes! It’s not like we can elect our Prime Minister that way.



6) I sell things updates.

Facebook seems to be used commercially these days, so selling and introducing products on Facebook are just fine, really. But not when you tag everyone in the pictures of your products…



Suddenly I feel lucky that I was born out with a penis, I know girls suffer from it a lot, like A LOT.



I guess those with a Facebook account should be familiar with this.



Usually they will post up few pictures with shitload of money then tag you to attract you. When you’re fished up, they will ask you to send a message to them so they can ‘help you to earn money’.


Please lah, ‘help you to earn money’ or ‘to earn your money’? I don’t even want to explain this shit, a semi-retarded like me understands it, are you a total retarded?




Okay, I know after losing some fans from girls and guys from the posts earlier, now I gonna lost more from Facebook.


But who cares, I’m still an insensitive bastard LMAOO!

Langkawi Trip – Day Three

Posted by Jz on Saturday, July 24, 2010 | comments (4)

Okay finally day three. Do you know why three days? Because only with a 3 days 2 nights trip, you are allowed to ‘export’ duty free liquors from Langkawi Island.


So on the day three, we went to the Wildlife Park or Bird Park or whatever.



There are a lot of birds in there.



Okay maybe these are not birds… or maybe they are? I should have watched Discovery Channel more. And crorocooocodiles or whatever it spells with a lame notice board.



For guys we will just look around and walk away, but for girls, they will try to communicate with the animals with human languages.



That wasn’t the worst part, they even got obsessed with the donkeys.



and spent half an hour feeding and talking to them.


Okay, to be fair guys weren’t that good as well.



Before returning our rented car, we went to a significant place of Langkawi Island.



Well you see, skies are the same, seas are the same, beaches are the same, so to show that you’ve been there you must take photo with the landmark aka if-you-don’t-take-photo-with-this-don’t-tell-people-you-actually-went-to-Langkawi Eagle Statue.



It’s just a huge stone after all.


And that’s our trip! You know what, Langkawi is a lovely island, it’s not because of the duty free liquors…okay maybe it is…but that’s not the point, Langkawi people are just too honest!


For example, they will tell you that having dinner in their restaurant is relatively expensive.



Memang mahal’nya!

Langkawi Trip – Day Two

Posted by Jz on Thursday, July 22, 2010 | comments (3)

Okay, I purposely separate the post into three parts. I know it bores you, but choi arh? LMAO!


So on the day two, I was disturbed to wake up early in the morning to mess with the pario/pariuh/whatever-shit the girls bought on the previous night. They look nice, though it didn’t worth my sleep time.



After everything was prepared we took a speed boat and started the islands hopping.



The 1st island was i-don’t-know-4, there is a really charming lake on the island.



Where I dropped the RM20,000 shades into it accidentally. No kidding, I mean the shades dropping part. I tried to retrieve it by jumping and diving into the lake,



and then gave and got up immediately after realising how deep and creepy the lake was.


Fuck the lake!


Then at the second island, there were shitload of eagles flying around but I didn’t take any picture (fucking buy me DSLR please) so I’ll just skip this part.


Finally on the last island,



Oh yes I know you love my armpit hairs.


It was like the whole island belonged to us, where we can relax without disturbance from other tourists.



Although there were only trees and a self-high+camwhore sohai up there.



After the islands hopping was the girls favourite part, and also mine, tax-free shopping at the town!



Now you know why I love Langkawi, girls took 4 hours shopped shitload of chocolates.



The guys did the same thing as well, just not for chocolates.



I’m just fucked up. LMAO!


Oh ya, the girls said they got bored of posting the same in all the pictures, like this.



Seriously, don’t blame others when you cannot be as cool as me.



Langkawi Trip – Day One

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 | comments (3)

If you were wondering why the world seemed to be more peaceful days earlier, Jack went for a trip.




Yes, with friends, I went to Pulau Langkawi. I always thought Pulau Langkawi is a creepy place where only those desperate Angmo’s would go for no reason. But after I have evolved, I’m pretty much willing to go there regularly. No worries if you didn’t get me, you will know later.


Anyway, we rented a car so we can went around, our first location was I-don’t-know, the place had so many yachts there and the girls were discussing about getting rich husband with yachts.



And the guys were discussing about getting rich wife with yachts as well.



After that we went around there and took some ordinary photos,




for example, my the cannon and I.



The next location was I-don’t-know-2, where you can take the cable car and look at the scenarios of Pulau Langkawi.



If you don’t like the cable car, you can have pretty much activities down there, for example archery, horse ridding, fish spa and etc. Or maybe bullying some chickens over there.



Then before the sun went down, we stayed at the beach near our hotel at I-don’t-know-3 for a while before going to dinner and a walk on the street.



And we called it a day!


Oh ya, talked about the hotel, we almost went missing in the hotel. Not because the hotel is gay large but the signboard.



My room was 1011, left or right? The winner gets to treat me for my next Langkawi trip. LMAO!

Girls hate beard

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 | comments (3)

People say that I have been going out nonstop since I came back from KL, and that’s so not true.


Yes, I hanged out a lot for the first two weeks but on last week, I had been a good kid, helping my parents, doing house works, feeding dogs, cleaning their dung. Okay not really but that’s not the point, the point is I stayed at home for a whole damn week, until I looked like this.





Yes, I know I look cool.


I know it’s too young for me to have beard, but somehow I like it so much. Perhaps I’m old already, I mean, mentally.




girls and women started QQing. My mother, aunties, and some girls when I talked about my beard or webcam with them on MSN.


‘Please lah, shave it lah!’


‘You look like uncle lah tolong!’


‘weh gerli lahhhh!’




and etc.


Please, you all just don’t know how cool having beard is. Have you seen Backham?




It’s not like I’m having beard that looks like I stick my armpit hairs at my chin.




If you’re my girlfriend and you QQ about my beard because you find it hard to kiss me then that’s more reasonable and I’d reluctantly have my beard shaved. And now it doesn’t seem like I want to let you kiss you want to kiss me.


So seriously, I don’t get why you girls and women hate my beard while guys find it cool *ahem*. You girls do really want to kiss me that much or you all are just being jealous? LMAO!

Golden BBQ Steamboat, again.

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, July 7, 2010 | comments (2)

After such a long time, we were there again, at the Golden BBQ Steamboat.



It was really awesome to have the same bunch of friends there again, it brought up some memories when we were still studying together. We used to go there after class, or celebrate someone’s birthday.




Well, we have been supporting it for some reasons. You see, it’s the only place that allows us to sit there, eat, and talk craps for hours at a reasonable price. At ordinary restaurant you would probably finish you food within one hour, how are you going to sit there for another 4 hours?




Besides, most importantly the owner of this steamboat restaurant always secretly cooked me honey fried chicken wings and sold me cheap beers is really nice and friendly.



As the return of cheap beers and chicken wings his nice services, I was asked to help him to show off his awesome char kuey teow skill in the internet.



Yes, the char kuey teow was still eatable.


We really had a lot of fun there talking what happened during the half of the year, eating,







Anyway, it’s glad to see one of my lecturers there again as she put me aeroplanes for several times already. And I wanted to know if she has grown taller during this long of time or not.



And it seems yes.



Okay not really.



I’m so bad. LMAO!