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The war between men and cockroaches

Thursday, April 29, 2010 , Posted by Jz at 8:55 PM

The dates might not be accurate as they have been forgotten.

 

First week of March-

One of our allies asked for assistance as she found a cockroach was attacking her base. With our help, the cockroach was successfully killed, but in the process, a dead corpse of cockroach was found at a corner. It alerted us that the cockroaches might be hiding within or around our base, we tried to clean our base up to prevent them from attacking.

 

Third week of March-

One cockroach tried to attack one of us and lastly, we outnumbered it and it was smashed into pieces. On another day, another careless cockroach was noticed by our guard and killed. It seemed like the cockroaches had started the war.

 

Forth week of March-

New equipments including aerosols were purchased and installed for the purpose of war.

 

Second week of April-

Another cockroach tried to ambush our base and ran. With the helps of new equipments, the cockroach was killed easily. We officially declared that the war between men and cockroaches had started.

On the second day, we sprayed poison gas and withdrew from our base for few hours. No corpse was found afterward.

 

Forth week of April-

26/4/10

Two cockroaches were found and killed in the same day. We started to have suspicious regarding the origin of these cockroaches, the main entrances were strictly guarded, how the heck did the cockroaches come in!?

27/4/10

The small holes on the ceiling of toilet were brought to the attention of one of our soldiers. Poison gas was sprayed in the holes.

28/4/10

One corpse was found in the toilet. The holes were confirmed as the origin or the hiding base of the cockroaches, a huge amount of poison gas was sprayed in the holes.

Four corpses were later found outside the toilet. The expert made assumption that the cockroaches were trying to escape after they noticed the poison gas but failed and died on the half way

29/4/10

Another cockroach was found hiding in our base and got killed. However, one of our men sacrificed, he was proved to have suffered from phobia of cockroaches. Poison gas was sprayed in the whole base and the toilet was sealed to prevent them from escaping.

No corpse was found afterward, the cockroach died today might be the last survivor of 28th’s issue. Men seems to be the winner of the war.

 

However, we don’t know when will they come back again, but even they do, I’m well prepared for that.

 

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C’mon bitches! I ain’t scared of you!

Currently have 3 comments:

  1. kenwooi says:

    lols.. i also always declare war with the cockroaches! =P

  1. Kelvin says:

    Yeah, lets destroy all roaches!!!

  1. PurPle says:

    I hate it especially those big big size n can fly!!yerrrr!!