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Alcoholic Life

Posted by Jz on Sunday, February 28, 2010 | comments (0)

Been busy (not really) for few days after moving to KL.


Before the departure, I actually drank a lot of alcoholic drinks for days continuous, with the reason of I wouldn’t be drinking in KL as none of my friends there know how to drink.


And that was the biggest lie to myself.


In one of my luggage, I hid one bottle of wine in it. Once I reached Sunway Pyramid to buy daily stuffs, the very first thing I went to buy is the wineglass.



Life is good.


Afterward, I did some research on alcoholic drinks, and guess what? I found this.

Moderate drinkers tend to have better health and live longer than those who are either abstainers or heavy drinkers. In addition to having fewer heart attacks and strokes, moderate consumers of alcoholic beverages (beer, wine or distilled spirits or liquor) are generally less likely to suffer hypertension or high blood pressure, peripheral artery disease, Alzheimer's disease and the common cold.

Sensible drinking also appears to be beneficial in reducing or preventing diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, bone fractures and osteoporosis, kidney stones, digestive ailments, stress and depression, poor cognition and memory, Parkinson's disease, hepatitis A, pancreatic cancer, macular degeneration (a major cause of blindness), angina pectoris, duodenal ulcer, erectile dysfunction, hearing loss, gallstones, liver disease and poor physical condition in elderly.

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This article becomes a pretty good excuse, I mean, reason, for me to continue drinking. I even ordered a bottle of Chivas from my housemate’s friend, who is currently visiting the tax-free Langkawi.


Life becomes even more better now.


Beyond all of that, I have even influenced the roommate of mine who didn’t touch alcohol drinks at all.



What should I say? Fuck my life LOL.


Anyway, good thing is both of us agree to drink only one glass per day. Let’s see how long I could stand for that.

From A cup to C cup in 3 months

Posted by Jz on Thursday, February 25, 2010 | comments (2)

Recently I found a video from Facebook, about a girl who claims that she had increased his boobies size from A cup to C cup in 3 months.



To make the long story short, the girl in the video is not happy for being dumped by her boyfriend because of her small boobies 3 months ago. So after she successfully ‘level up’ from A to C, she made this video to boyfriend as a revenge.


So here comes the question of the day:

What did you actually see from the video above?


For girls, most of them will come out with something like this:

  • That guy is an asshole!
  • That guy deserves it!
  • This girl is cool!
  • I like this girl!
  • Wow! A to C? How?
  • What is that pill? I want!
  • 3 months? Wow!
  • Etc.


For guys, the answer is even more simple. Tadaa~flash~



But, for not guy not girl clever person like, *cough*, me, I see this,



In the video she raises the pill twice, for about 10 seconds. The biggest question mark is, why did she need to show the pill in the video? Showing her boobies is more than enough I reckon?


And why did she need to remind her ex-boyfriend how long they’ve broken up?


When questions like these come into your head, you can easily make a conclusion:

This is just an advertisement, or rather scam, to show that that pill is capable of increasing boobies from A to C in 3 months.


Please lah, if that pill actually works, it’d be the best selling medicine in the world and the inventor shall be rewarded a Nobel prize for saving women in the whole world wide already lah.

Malaysia’s bolehs and fails

Posted by Jz on Monday, February 22, 2010 | comments (2)

Received an email with full of Malaysia funny pictures from The Star, and there are some really funny ones I’d like to share.


The Bolehs





So how did he get in there?



None of my friends can do this I bet.


The Fails



Polis…Ahem…bang, lu mia bendera…



So how are we going to see the traffic lights?



So can go through or not one?



So can I turn right or not?

It’s not that hot!

Posted by Jz on Sunday, February 21, 2010 | comments (1)

The weather these days is killing, the fans don’t help at all. Or maybe they do, from 40c to 39c. Fark, there is no difference between living in an oven if we don’t switch on our air con!


And yet, the report says that this kind of weather will be continuing until the mid of March. I feel like dying.


Anyway, this kind of weather doesn’t seem to bother everyone, at least a small portion.



He is seriously a real master.

In male’s toilet

Posted by Jz on Monday, February 15, 2010 | comments (3)

Short talk:123

Chinese New Year, nothing actually makes me happy besides angpau. It’s BORING!




So tell me, which one is more weird to be seen in a male’s toilet?


An asshole?




or 3 ladies?



The weirdest thing I have ever done

Posted by Jz on Thursday, February 11, 2010 | comments (2)

Short talk:123

What weather is this? I’m baked.





What’s the weirdest thing you have ever done?


Like, suddenly dye your hair into silver colour for no reason in the college?



With the asshole-like hair, I crapped around in the class with friends and lecturer like an asshole.



Yes, asshole, a total asshole.



and finally, with the silver hair, walked into the largest mall in Penang and watched a movie when all the eyes were on me.



Don’t ask me why, I don’t know why I did that.


Maybe, because I’m an asshole perhaps. LOL!

2010 Wish List

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, February 9, 2010 | comments (5)

Short talk:123

I need more dates before going back to KL =[





It’s not that I didn’t want to blog, I have actually done nothing after coming back from KL besides helping dad on some of his works and drinking for 4 times a week, and I reckon that I have already had too much of alcoholic drinks related posts in my blog.


So that’s why I decide to do something not so creative – post a Wish List like everyone else.


1. I wish to have my English improved.


Yes, my English is still suck. After going through all the things in 2009, I have finally fixed my holy crap grammar. But still, my vocabulary and spelling are still in standard 2.


2. I wish to have my CGPA increased.


Or maybe, maintained. I have finally put one of my legs into Degree that my parents have been talking since I was in kindergarten, and I heard that Foundation is nothing compare to it. But still, I wish to get a better result.


3. I wish to save more money.


Yes, money is omnipotent, click here. Why I want to save more money instead of getting more money? You see, I don’t buy lotteries, so I don’t make any unrealistic wish like hit the jackpot or pick up a million dollar on the floor. And you might ask what I save those money for, I don’t know, I think it’s always wise to have many digits in your bank account, or, maybe, save to buy a Vietnam wife in the future.


4. I wish to have great friends in KL.


I have been living for 18 years in Penang, all my best friends are here! But I’d be studying in KL, where I don’t know anyone there. (Okay, maybe there are some.) So I do really hope that I could have great friends there.


5. I wish to have parties with old friends every time I come back to Penang.


Ah crap, I don’t want say this, it makes me look like a sissy, but you guys (and girls xD) are really awesome, I’d definitely miss you all in KL and call you all to party whenever I come back to Penang. And guess what, I don’t care why the fark you can’t make it, you just have to come!


6. I wish to be healthy.


This is a simple yet important wish, my parents are not going to take care of me anymore since I’m going to live alone in KL. And I’m not greedy, am I? I ain’t asking for six packs! (Of course, if possible. lmao.)


7. I wish to have a better temper.


Some of my friends might know, I have a really bad temper. In 2009, I found an effective way to overcome it, by keeping in mind that “I don’t care”, “not my business”, “who cares”, and “whatever lah”. But still, I’m ignoring them instead of get rid of my bad temper, so I hope that I can actually find a way to overcome it.


8. I wish to speak lesser bad words.


I speak a lot of them, especially in front of, ahem, some particular friends. So, I’ll try my best to be not-so-rude. Anyway, I emphasize on LESSER, which actually means LESS THAN BEFORE, so don’t bombard me if I speak any in front of you.


9. I wish to look not so lanc.


Seriously, everyone tells me that the first impression I give to the him or her is lanc. Forgive me, I don’t know how to explain lanc in English. Oh come on, which part of mine makes me look lanc? I refuse to admit that I’m lanc! Yes, I might not be that friendly to all the people, but I’m certainly not lanc! All my friends know I’m not lanc, I’m just, erm, kamlan, which leads to the next wish.


10. I wish to be not so kamlan.


For those who don’t know, kamlan means asshole. Okay, I do admit this one. I’m a bit kamlan sometimes. But I’m a good person okay? I’ll tryyy to control myself from being this kamlan this year.


Wew, I know it’s a long list.


But hey! At least I didn’t put something unrealistic, like

I wish to hit the jackpot, or

I wish to have more mistresses than Tiger and Terry. (I WANT I WANT)


and something that I consider craps, like

I wish to have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or

I wish to stay single for 2010. (And end up having dubious relationships with several persons.)


and something that obviously imply to their lover(s)/parents/whoever what they want in their birthday/valentines day/ anniversary/ etc, like

I wish to have a LV bag, or

I wish to have a new Prada wallet, or

I wish to have a Guess watch, or

I wish to have a whatever phone or camera.



I didn’t drink….much

Posted by Jz on Saturday, February 6, 2010 | comments (0)

Short talk:123

Just as what I thought, life is busier in Penang.





My dad was sick on Tuesday, so I drove all the way to Kedah to help him in his works for days and represent him in a dinner.


It’s certain that my dad is a great drinker. He is capable of drinking all his friends under the table and put them all to drunk, so that was why he worried that his friends might, or certainly will, take revenge on me (I’d be gald.) in the dinner.












Why I like it longer?

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 | comments (12)


Why I like it longer? That’s a pretty good question.


Since when, all people agree that ‘the longer the better’? We always tell others that ours are long.




Even when some of them are, erm, actually not that long.




And we’re all (maybe not all) proud of telling others that ours are longer than theirs, while on the other hand, pissed of being told that ours are shorter.




But then, when people are not convinced, not satisfied, or don’t believe in you, you might be in deep trouble.




So if one of your friends throws this question on you, what’re you going to do? Show him yours? That’s not really a big deal. But what if after showing each other, find out that yours, actually, is the shorter one?


Mai god! You’d be embarrassed for life!


So how?




That’s why you need an LG Chocolate phone (BL40) lah~




This phone is just beyond awesome! Why?

5.0 MP camera?

Unique designs?

4-inch widescreen?

HD resolution?

Great functions?

Full touch screen?

Cm’on, check it yourself here.


And beyond all of that, this is the phone, which guarantees yours to be longer than your friends’!



Of course, only if he is not using the same phone.




My phone is too old short, that’s why I join this contest of Nuffnang (link link) to win a new longer phone. I WANT LG Chocolate phone lah! PICK ME PICK ME!


And by the way, what did you think I were talking huh? LOL!

A must-watch video

Posted by Jz on Monday, February 1, 2010 | comments (3)

Short talk:123

Finally, after 10 days of illegal driving, I get my license today.




I was blog surfing and I found this video. I was thinking, how good this video could be? How touching this video could be? If it is, why is it in a link instead of Youtube?


Anyway, I clicked it after the blogger promises that there is no virus in the link. I was really pissed when It took me a shit load of time to load the video, until the video was played.


You guys should really watch it. It’s worth for the time to load. No virus, guaranteed.


Click Here

Movie: Paranormal Activity

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Short talk:123

Dad brought me for a hair cut today. Surprisingly, not bad, not as what I though it would be, or it used to be. LOL



I heard that this movie is awesome and scary, so I bought the DVD. After my family watched it without waiting for me to come back from party yesterday, I watched it alone today, and prepared to be scared.



“Paranormal Activity is one of the scariest movies of all time.”

“Nightmares are guaranteed.”

“Bla bla”


Before that, shall we watch the official trailer of Paranormal Activity?



This movie earned about $140 million++ at US box office. Look at the long queue in Hollywood. This made me wondered that:


Did Americans ever watch a ghost movie actually?


How could them be scared by movie like this!? “Paranormal Activity is one of the scariest movies of all time.” Seriously, say that again after watching ghost movies from Thailand.


“Nightmares are guaranteed.” Please, how can I have nightmares when I didn’t actually see a shit? Unless you want me to be scared by turning the lights on and off or moving my bed sheet.


“Don’t see it alone.” I just did it and I know why. Because I almost fell asleep.