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Average length of male’s genitals

Saturday, January 23, 2010 , Posted by Jz at 12:46 AM

Short talk:123

Wanted to swim yesterday, my hand wounded; Wanted to jog today, the sky turned dark and started raining in 10 minutes.




So, I have made a post about how to measure the length, without actually looking at it here. But well, some guys might claim that they’re just rumours which cannot be trusted, and indirectly implying that they’re actually looonger.


Who knows? But I found this official record, somehow, and it’s from newspaper. Trustable enough huh?



For those who don’t understand Chinese, I’m too lazy have no time to translate everything for you. But here is the table:


Average length of erected penises

France – 16cm

Italy – 15cm

Mexico – 14.9cm

Spain – 14cm

US – 12.9cm

Venezuela – 12.7cm

Brazil – 12.4cm

Hong Kong – 10.5cm

Korea – 9.6cm


First of all, I was surprised by the 12.9cm from US. What the heck? I thought blacks are all horses? I don’t know, maybe the whites bring the average down. LOL!


And then secondly, as all of you may have noticed, there is no Malaysia in the list. So maybe, I mean maybe, we can just make it this way, we find the nearest country. Which is it? Hong Kong for certain, which is the second shortest in the list.


I know I know, people are going to bark on my face, again, because this actually makes them even more shorter than my previous post. Hong Kong is far! Malaysia is different! This is crap! How the fark can you compare Malaysia to Hong Kong!  or etc. 


Okay okay, it’s fine not to admit it. It’s just an average remember? Maybe you’re extraordinarily aboooove average.


You know it yourself. ;D


By the way, have you watched Edison pictures? You will know. LOL!

Currently have 13 comments:

  1. Kimizo says:

    14? haha..
    length not important
    but how u use it... :-)

  1. Jz says:

    and your staminal LOLOOL!

  1. Anonymous says:

    haha! huge or long is not necessary better. It could be ruined you life. You get what do i mean right?? Wahahaha.

  1. Jz says:

    Honestly, I don't -_-

  1. cr3ap says:

    Lol, this is funny. :D. Know your the length of the average erected penis huh. lol.

    Regards from cr3ap

  1. "blacks r all horses" FUNNY SENTENCE WTF

  1. haha nice article u scanned in although i cant read.. I understand from ur chart translations.

    what ever it is and from which country u refer too, as long as u use on the right.. i bet u get what i mean.. "horse" size better? neh

  1. Kelvin says:

    lol, u got nice blog, wanna xchange links?

  1. Jz says:

    It's an average, might be longer or shorter anyway xD

    That's what people always say lul.

    Yea, but still, people prefer to have horse's LOL

    Sure, linked =]

  1. horse's.. LOL yeap indeed.. mind to exchange link on my

    ? eheh ^ ^

  1. Jz says:

    sure thing, linked =]

  1. PurPle says:

    aiyerr...u geli geli..=p

  1. Jz says:

    What geli? it's a news ok? xD