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Gifts from Thailand

Posted by Jz on Monday, November 30, 2009 | comments (3)

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1/3 of foods I ate today are snacks.




The rest of my family went for a 2 days trip to Thailand last Friday. Well, am not really interested in the trip, but I do care of what they brought back for me.


You don’t expect luxuries from Thailand right? Unless you want those imitated ones. Of course, a trans maid neither.


They got me snackssss,



which are 1/3 left and the main reason of my stomach-ache right now. Trust me, they might be unhealthy, but once you try it, you couldn’t stop eating.


Secondly, they got me an ordinary t-shirt.



I’m even patriotic enough to have one with ‘Malaysia’ or ‘Penang’, Thailand some more.


Thirdly, a pair of pants.



Fourthly, a hat with my name on it.



My head is too big for it anyway.


Lastly, the most speechless one, a pair of slippers.



My mum knew my 3rd pair of slippers is fucked on Thursday, but she didn’t know I bought the 4th pair on Friday (previous post) as she was in Thailand, so she bought me the 5th pair.


With these, I guessed I’m well equipped for a trip to Hawaii already. LOL



The 3rd and 4th slippers

Posted by Jz on Sunday, November 29, 2009 | comments (0)

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My stomach is not feeling well for the whole day, but I still couldn’t stop myself from eating snacks.




In the steamboat party last Thursday (which I’ll blog next time), I spoiled my slippers for another time, and that is the 3rd one in this year.



The reason I felt so sad was neither the price of it nor how comfortable it was, it’s simply because it actually meant I have to buy another pair of slippers.


What’s the big deal? You might ask. A simple stuff like this maybe easy for you, but not me.


My feet are not huge, but they’re looonnnggg. To fit that length, I have to wear size of 11. It’s hard enough to find a pair of size 11 slippers as most of the shops only provide until 10, yet the ordinary size 11 would be too big for the feet of mine.


Well, finally, I managed to find the 4th one in the shortest time ever on the boring Friday. Ta daaa




However, I was so happy and bought it immediately without noticed that wearing this pair of slippers will make me 1.5-2cm taller,



which would end up making me find no girlfriend. WARAU!



Discoveries of condomss

Posted by Jz on Saturday, November 28, 2009 | comments (0)

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Snacks snacks snacks and snacks from Thailand!




Lets make it a story mode. It happened on the same day of our last presentation (previous post). Due to the boringness while waiting for my turn, I went to spot check a bag of one of my friends, and I discovered something.



What the heck, he is the model student in the class! Why this thing appeared in his bag!? Then I knew something wrong, so I went and checked another guy.




Again! What the heck was happening!? Suspicion called me to check on girls’ too, and the result was same as what I expected.


one girl,




two girls,




and the 3rd girl was caught on the spot.



After the investigation, I finally found out what actually happened: there is a spokesperson of Durex in our class.



*the story is not real, that condom’s just a sample xD



The last presentation of the year

Posted by Jz on Friday, November 27, 2009 | comments (2)

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Time flies, it’s December now and we’re going to have our final exams then say bye bye to CFP. This Monday was the last presentation we had, which probably means no more formal wear for informal person like me for this year.




Because of this, one of my friend brought his camera to capture the memories, and again, another show time.




Of course, first of all I took a shot with one of my favourite lecturer. Despite of the fact that she always bullies me, I have to admit that she has done a great job.



We started off the idiots camera season with the Power Rangers formations.


Formations 1


Formation 2



Then I started to get horny and jumped slid into girls’ photo then got banged by girls.




And finally, the I got into the horniest level.




Then the photos of the rest of the photo season are too 18sx to be posted in the blog, ask for them from me personally.


At the end of this post, I must say thank you to all the great friends in CFP for the wonderful time we had. Make sure you guys don’t forget the horny Jack in the future, because I’m so going to be your PM LOL!




You guys are great =)



A(H1N1)’s new way of transmission

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 | comments (0)

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Say yes to the most helpful compulsory subject in Malaysia – Moral Study.




Took my dad’s car to car wash and found that A(H1N1) has evolved, now the way of transmission is not only limited to human > human, it can be human > car > human now.



So humans, are your cars infected?


By the way, now only I know A(H1N1) is bacteria instead of virus. LOL



Consequence of using Facebook

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 | comments (2)

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Swinging swinging 1 day passed, swinging swinging another presentation and test down.




Found this picture on the Facebook itself, it’s an article from a whatever newspaper in our country, about what Facebook does to students.



You read ka? Understand ka? Got what it means ka?


I don’t, and don’t explain it to me, I don’t want to know. I just know that the girl inside looks pretty nice.



Movie: Raging Phoenix

Posted by Jz on Monday, November 23, 2009 | comments (1)

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Please lah, reading ‘how to success’ is not going to make you a successful person.




Well, there are only 2 things I should say about this Thailand action movie.




First, although horror movies like Phobia 2 from Thailand do not work on me anymore, their action movies are still awesome, this Raging Phoenix is the best example.


Their ways of fighting are still impressive,




and their actions are not the types that you could find in Jackie Chan’s movies.




But of course, you cannot compare it to the legendary Ong Bak right? This is a girl after all.



Secondly, now only I know that Thais are all supermen, or superwomen. Because no matter how hard you punch on their faces, they will still stand up, stare at you, and say:




Earliest dim sum ever

Posted by Jz on Sunday, November 22, 2009 | comments (8)

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My dad just got owned by the house engineer.





Chinese people enjoy eating dim sum early in the morning, with a pot of tea.



However, this is what happens every time my dad calls us to wake up at 9am on the next day for dim sum.



That’s why sleeping pig like me never complained 9am is too early.



An engineer/designer who loves d*ck

Posted by Jz on Saturday, November 21, 2009 | comments (2)

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Falling in love with grey hair.




If you’re too naive for not understanding what’s d*ck, the only thing I could tell you is that it doesn’t stand for duck.



Well, received an email with only a picture inside.



I think the engineer/designer did seriously consider the sunlight when he or she designed this.



Overheard: The Most Interesting Question

Posted by Jz on Friday, November 20, 2009 | comments (0)

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Again, I was being too generous z.





We were having lunch in Nippon Yataimura this afternoon, and one of my friends, who actually has been studying in the same class with me since January, suddenly noticed something then asked me the most WTF question I have ever heard with a surprised face.







Then all our friends looked at him with a even more surprised face. I was stunned, and didn’t know what to say for minutes





WTH! Are you serious or joking? I wear this earring like 24/7.





  ‘What? Maybe I didn’t notice it, you don’t look like one who will wear earring.




Definitely that was a compliment, so tell me, which part of mine doesn’t look like one who will ear earring.



Jackie Chan VS Chow Yun Fat

Posted by Jz on Thursday, November 19, 2009 | comments (2)

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I’m pro at counting money, but I want others to count for me in the future.




Was checking for movies to watch in PPS as usual and found out the movie Bulletproof Monk, by Chow Yun Fat in 2003.



I didn’t watch it, but I was attracted by the comments from PPS users on this movie.



  • The idiot: Jackie Chan’s kung fu is so great!
  • Reply 1: You saw Jackie Chan here????
  • Reply 2: Where did you see Jackie Chan~ Your eyes *censored*~
  • Reply 3: Where is Jackie Chan, my eyes cannot already or your eyes problem -  -! swt

Please, I knew how to differentiate them when I was 4. So, do the two big names look the same?


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(___________________________)   (__________________________)


A) Jackie Chan

B) Chow Yun Fat


Fill in the blank.