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You want a salary increment?

Thursday, October 15, 2009 , Posted by Jz at 8:49 PM

Short talk:123

Found another 10kg of books from my room.

 

 

 

 

Just finished a really headache assignment which required us to write a report or review about Malaysia’s recession with all the graphs and explanations like a professional or act like a professional while in fact we are just bunch of kids who have just started to study macroeconomics.

 

Recession, we citizens just need to spend more to help the economy! Well, but when it comes to ‘not enough salary’, sometimes you just need to be more aggressive and ask it from your boss. Of course, in an indirect way.

 

For example a letter I found from Emeryn.com.

 

Dear Bo$$ ,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $mith

 

I think your boss should be clever enough to understand what that actually means. However seriously, don’t be surprised when you get a reply like this.

 

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

 

J’z

Currently have 2 comments:

  1. Kennee says:

    lolol... i read before this joke on forum... ^^
    Btw, nanged ya post on innit and also clicked on ya ads here already... ^^