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Halloween costumes

Posted by Jz on Friday, October 30, 2009 | comments (2)

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Seriously, I’m going to kill the people who ppk me next.





Am going to follow some buddies to a Halloween party tomorrow, so I have been thinking about the costumes, which one of them would be nice?


The Frankenstein?



My size fits it, but I don’t want to have my head drops while I’m shaking it in the party.


The Dracula?



How am I going to spam Martell and beers with those idiot teeth on?


Then how about the Mummy?




I’d like to, but seriously toilet paper is getting expansive nowadays.


Ah, just forget about the those classic ones, I’ll simply find myself a white suit and turn into Prince Charming,




and probably end up winning The Most Scariest Costume. LOL


I’ll just be normal I guess xD



After getting out of tunnel

Posted by Jz on Thursday, October 29, 2009 | comments (2)

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Do you have a friend who will bring you out for supper, then find nothing to eat after driving for 2 hours and end up eating MacDonald? I have one.



In the War Museum yesterday, I guess everyone would agree that the emergency escape of a hideout was the most interesting part.


It required us to crawl through a narrow tunnel,




and at the end of the tunnel, we had to climb up an approximately 10m high ladder.



If you ask me how it feels, honestly I have to say I don’t know.


Why? because no matter how suffering it was, everyone looked just fine when there was a camera ready for them at the exit. That’s human nature I guess.




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Among all of us, the most honest one must be our dear lecturer I guess.




Or perhaps that was just too much for her already LOL



War Museum

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 | comments (3)

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Rain just gave me a pretty reasonable reason for not jogging today LOL.




Our lecturer brought us for another so-called outdoor learning to War Museum after Cheong Fatt Tze Mansion.



Instead of talking about the museum that you can always google about it yourself, I’d rather talk about, myself?


Personally I hate historical stuffs, I don’t enjoy looking at old stuffs for whole day. That’s why, I had already planned to rock this trip before everything started.


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Well, I didn’t do anything weird, I guess.I just ruined others pictures as usual,



poked an unknown snake eye,



gave a speech like a PM,




made weird poses in the fort,




and in a historical toilet,



hid in the storage that was used to drown people inside in Japanese era,




saluted to an unknown general who was being locked up,




get caught for trying to hit an unknown drum in a photo accidentally,




and performed a pole dancing in front of some kids who were visiting too.




That’s all I guess, nothing much.


Mai god, I love these buddies.





When complaint doesn’t actually work

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, October 27, 2009 | comments (1)

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Just started my healthy life style, which would probably last for……mostly 1 week.




I don’t know it’s just me or what, complaints just never work whenever what we pay doesn’t really work as what it should be, especially water supply, electric supply, and the one that pissed me off the most, internet services.


Well I assume that all people know who’s my gun is pointing to, those suns of the beach will just farking handle the complaints by ignoring our phone calls and letters.


Despite the fact that all people are pissed, who actually has the guts like Namewee to do this?



Of course we can just ignore the last part.


So you think you have guts? LOL



Pervert Alien

Posted by Jz on Monday, October 26, 2009 | comments (3)

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Did some exercises today and found that my stamina has gone down by at least 80%.




Found this in an email yesterday. Although it’s seriously lame but it did slightly lighten up my boring day. It’s in Chinese but I think you can actually understand what it means without knowing a single word of it.


Girl version


Guy version



Do email me this kind of shits please.



Weird foods

Posted by Jz on Sunday, October 25, 2009 | comments (4)

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Worked and got rewarded as an assistance shopper of my friend today. LOL




Every year when the Nine Emperor Gods Festival comes, many people will suddenly turn into vegetarians and think that hopefully they will be ‘rewarded’ in return.



Well, certainly it’s not me, it’s neither I don’t believe it nor I don’t want to be ‘rewarded’, but it’s totally a mission impossible for a carnivorous animal like me. Seriously, not to say 9 days, I’d probably die on the 2nd day.


Anyway, had some suppers with friends yesterday night and surprisingly noticed that how creative humans could be.


They offered vegetarian burgers,




which you couldn’t find in McDonald’s menu for sure. And  satey which means to be made by meat.




For heaven sakes they even invented BAK Kut Teh without BAK(meat).




I will see vegetarian fried chickens next year, perhaps.



Broken In

Posted by Jz on Saturday, October 24, 2009 | comments (1)

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The chicken rice in Sungai Petani is a nightmare.




Dig up by dad early in the morning and rushed to Kedah because of the broken in of our house there. It had been empty for few months since my grandma moved to Penang.




I must say that the thief was pretty skilful, he, or she, cut one of the window railings and sneak inside unnoticed then locked all the doors from inside. Not to say about how he, or she, managed to squeeze himself, or herself, into the small hole he made.



The good news is, the thief only messed up with my grandma’s room and most of the things were fine. My rooms,




Living room with lots of things that a thief would probably steal,




And an envelope on my grandma’s bed which was probably forgotten by the thief.




However, the bad news is, after checking the angpaus inside the envelope, we noticed that the amount of money inside was seriously so not going to make a thief forgets to bring it along.


Unless, he or she found something made him more exciting, until he forgot the envelope, or thought the envelope was nothing compare to it.


Who knows what my grandma kept in the room that she had been living inside for the most of her life.


Whoever son of the bitch that thief is, fuck him, or her.


Refined Scum

Posted by Jz on Thursday, October 22, 2009 | comments (6)

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I love accounting so much, but I hate doing accounts LOL





After having a row with someone today, he spilled out something to describe me before he left: 斯文败类 or in direct translation, a refined scum.




The words are normally used to describe people who look gentle outside but in fact,  they’re assholes.


Well, he called me that because I used some bad words in the row. What’s the big deal? Like he, or his father didn’t ever say any in his life? I doubt.


Anyway, I have seriously nothing to deny if someone calls me a scum or asshole as I have already been being one for like 18 years.




But seriously,for my grandma sakes, tell me since when/at where/which part of mine looks gentle?


When I was drinking?




Or when I was eating?



Or when I was taking photo with girl?




Or when I was taking photo with my pants on my hands?




Or when I just walked out to street like that without wearing it?




Come on, damn it, just tell me I look gentle already.