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Michael Jackson in Malaysia

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 | comments (4)



I’ve never seen a star like Michael Jackson.

I’ve never seen such talented performer like Michael Jackson.

I’ve never seen such fantastic concert like Michael Jackson’s.

I’ve never seen such crazy fans like Michael Jackson’s.

 

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The world has lost an irreplaceable legend, we will miss you, your music will live forever.

 

 

Thanks you for your music,

Rest In Peace, The King of Pop.

From Malaysia.

 

 

And fuck this guy.

 

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This is what we call life

Posted by Jz on Monday, June 29, 2009 | comments (3)



This is what we call life
Since we are born, we have been taught to be a good child
Study hard, read hard, and finally graduated from university.
Then working hard, and earning more money.
Save the money, buy a house, car, and insurance.
Found a wife accidently, well, get married, then run out of money


Then continue to working hard again, 30-year-old, where the bottleneck begins.
With no choice, study part time, and get a higher degree.
Back to the home, your wife is taking care of children, so couldn’t give a damn to you.

Children busy studying, also couldn’t give a damn to you.

 

On the first of the month, everything is money.
Children need your money. 
Your wife needs your money.
Your house needs your money.
Insurance needs your money.
Car needs your money .


Another new year, which means more and more money.
In addition to the above,
Mother needs your money.
Travel needs your money. 
Prada, Gucci, Padini also need your money 
Even Yun Nan Hair Care also needs your money.

 

40 years old, the crisis of men
Working hard, to keep their jobs. . . 
Begin to fear of losing their jobs, begin to pay attention to the young. 
Want to study, no money,

want to change job, high salary and age, impossible 
And a younger colleague  takes the manager seat where you have been desperated for


Children need more money in their secondary school.
Father's Day, use your money to buy you some things that you don’t use.
House, still needs your money
The old car starts to have problem, but still needs money!

So as your wife, and there will be no receipt forever, well, husband and wife need to trust each other isn’t it?


Go through 50, about to retire, the boss is still kpkb, well, ignore him.
A lot of Provident Fund! But children have to study abroad
All the fund, half to the children, the rest to his wife
Everything returns to zero.


Didn’t stay at home for decades, suddenly get to stay along with wife.
Your wife starts to complain about you, since you’re doing nothing

Then you need to do house works, sweeping, cleaning and grass cutting, car washing, and everything.
Finally you have involved from a cash machine to a servant.


Children graduate, take some photos and begin to look for job. 
Graduation = unemployment, job is so hard to find nowadays!

Finally, found a job which can only support themselves.

But they still live at home! Every month cincai cincai give parents RM100.

3 years later, the children finally accumulated work experience, and get a higher salary, but start to want a car.

Mother’s help +  own savings, pay the down payment

Now every month cincai cincai give parents RM200.

 

Job has begun to stabilize, but met a girlfriend accidently.
Due to the cost of car + girlfriend are too much, so can’t give more, still RM200 every month. 
2 years later, finally buy a house, then want to get married.
Wedding, travel, and whatever shits, use up all the saving, of course, so as your fund.

You’re still a zero.


Married, the children rarely come, occasionally came back to see their parents on holidays. 
Every month? Still the same, RM200.


Holy shit! Daughter in law give birth to a child, they need to work, job of taking care of the grandchildren falls on your hands.

Great, now you have new things to learn, like, nursing, singing or even dancing. 
Children every month cincai cincai give RM300.

 
Want to go for a trip, but too bad, doctor says that you’re too old for that.

Bo bian, everyday watch TV at home.

 

Life continues for few years,

Until you become a picture in the living room LOL

 

And that’s your life =D

 

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He just touch her

Posted by Jz on Sunday, June 28, 2009 | comments (3)



I’m not going to blog about Michael Jackson since many people have already done it and all the radios+ TVs+ newspapers+ websites has been talking about him for like 24/7. But still, I have to show my respect to him,

 

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Your name will always be remembered, Rest in Peace, the King of Pop.

 

Lets back to the topic today. I thought that being a star is tiresome, with no freedom at all, and end up become a dead meat like Michael Jackson. Just like no one cares if Jack buys a condom at 7-11, but not Michael Jackson.

 

Well, I’ve change my mind after knowing the advantage of being a star. Income? popularity? These are just shits, check this MV.

 

 

A great song isn’t it? Did you see something inside? NO!? You’re just blind! Fast forward the MV to 2:45!

 

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Just make me a star please.

 

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The adult story book

Posted by Jz on Saturday, June 27, 2009 | comments (3)



This is what happened last week.

 

'Eh Jack, borrow me some money.'

'For what?'

'I need to buy something'

'What?'

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Wooo, he wanted to buy an adult story book, why we need to read book when the adult stuffs can be found everywhere. Well, it costs him RM53.90. Is it worth? Siau siau! It’s not pirated okay!?

 

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Okay lah, actually it’s Joanna’s album LOL.

 

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I have no idea why there is a caption like that, there is no adult stuff inside (which has disappointed me) , so don’t blame me after you buy it for Joanna’s adult story.

 

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J’z

He is in my college!

Posted by Jz on Friday, June 26, 2009 | comments (3)



I didn’t know about him until he showed up in my college, Beau Bristow~

Who is him? There is a fucking awesome site called Google.

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

 

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He came to my college on 23 June for the preview of his concert, and to wish me happy birthday *ahem*.

 

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All I can say is, he can sing well! Do check his songs in his official website and his performance in my college.

http://www.beaubristow.com/

 

 

Yes! He is going to have concert in my college!!

 

eh?

 

wait….

 

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24/6/09?  DAMN

 

Sorry Beau Bristow, for the late advertisement xD

 

J’z

Restaurant of frog

Posted by Jz on Thursday, June 25, 2009 | comments (2)



Remember the tom yum frog mee last time? Go there to get robbed, but if you want the really awesome frog, I guess this place will do.

 

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The frogs there are just great, you can have some eels too if you want. What I actually love is their porridge, which is so unique and couldn’t be found in other shop.

 

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The price is reasonable, I guess, at least compared to the tom yum frog mee.

 

Location? Just below Winnie Yap Tuition Centre, I guess people in Penang should be familiar with this teacher whom children’s parents are willing to pay an unreasonable fee to let their children sit in the corridor.

 

J’z

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 | comments (2)



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Genre: Sci-Fi/Action/Adventure

Directed by: Michael Bay

Written by:
Ehren Kruger (Screenplay)
Alex Kurtzman (Story)

Starring:
Shia LaBeouf,
Megan Fox,
Josh Duhamel,
Tyrese Gibson,
John Turturro,
Isabel Lucas,
Rainn Wilson

 

Wasn’t really like movie like Transformers actually, it looks like a cartoon for me. I don’t really care about the awesome the effect it has, or how cool the cars transform into robots.

 

In my mind, it was just an illogical movie with a normal storyline, like something start the war, and they fight fight fight and the evil force defeated at the end, yea, kinda like Ultraman, monster attack > monster become huge > beat the Ultraman > the bulb of Ultraman starts to flash > Ultraman uses ulti > monster die > win.

 

Well, my mind has changed after I watched Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen yesterday (GNS releases it one day earlier for my birthday remember? xD), how they transform into robots doesn’t really impress me, but the story line and the graphic effect! Although the evil force is still defeated (with has no creativity at all).

 

With no doubt that this movie is one of the 2009-must-watch-movies.

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Tried the previous Transformers today (DVD *ahem*), but this one is still better.

 

And the last thing,
HELL YEA MEGAN FOX IS HAWT!

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But well, god (and us) knows who is her.

 

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I’m 18!

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 | comments (1)



I was so pissed, today should be a public holiday what! Why!? You ask me why? Because today is my birthday!

 

Having my class as usual, but from my classmates’ ‘evilish smile’, I guessed that they were planning something evil, and I was very sure of it when they insisted to go Queensbay Mall after the class.

 

Surprisingly they didn’t play any prank on me, but a cake.

Well, who says that people must become more mature after 18? I SYOK ACTING CUTE CANT ARH?

 

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As what I’ve expect, how could people miss the chance to revenge on me!

 

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I tell you, even Golden Screen Cinema releases Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen  (I’ll blog about it tomorrow) 1 day earlier because of me LOL

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and met Chris aka Dotagaki for the first time, who complained to me about getting forced to watch Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak.

 

Went to eat Lok Lok after that, which used to be my favourite food. Many things have changed, but it is still delicious after these days.

 

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Thanks to all my friends, it’s been a long time since my last smile, these made my day =)

 

J’z

A frog added

Posted by Jz on Monday, June 22, 2009 | comments (3)



Went to a hawker food centre with friends during a break, nothing special there beside their TomYum Mee.

 

Lets guess what’s the different between these two beside the portion?

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If you say ‘price’ then you’re right! First one is RM3.50 while the second one is RM17.50.

 

Yes, you didn’t miss any word as I didn’t miss type any. It’s a RM14 different there, why? Because a frog was added into the RM17.50 one.

 

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In Chinese it’s called as ‘田鸡’, in English? Not sure, that’s why I call it a frog. Seems like the price of the frogs is rising like others.

That’s why my friend was like:

 

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Thank you dad

Posted by Jz on Sunday, June 21, 2009 | comments (3)



Father’s day, nothing happened as usual, no present, no card, nor even a kiss *eww*

Unlike my mother, my father is the type that seems like don’t care about anything of me, but I know, he does.

He lets me to choose whatever I like to study. When other parents are forcing their children to take Science Stream, he allowed me to take Art Stream, which considered as the worst class in my secondary school. I guess I didn’t disappoint him for that =P

All my friends know that I’m a freak, who dares to do many weird things, but it’s hard for me to say this to my dad, maybe that’s because of him? or me maybe?

Thank you dad, I love you,

as I know how much you love me.

 

dsdsf

J’z

Mann Cream

Posted by Jz on Saturday, June 20, 2009 | comments (3)



I guess these can be found in Malaysia commonly.

 

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This way of advertising isn’t for only loan sharks anymore, but also the Mann Cream.

 

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Increasing in SIZE

More HARD

Last LONGER

 

STOP PRETENDING I KNOW YOU’RE PRESSING THESE NUMBERS NOW!

 

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J’z

Mother’s MSN

Posted by Jz on Friday, June 19, 2009 | comments (3)



My mother started to worry how could she contact me if I go to study in other state or overseas, therefore, she decided to learn MSN.

 

Well, MSN might be a simple thing for us who use computer frequently, but actually it’s not, for those who don’t even know how to turn on the power or press the Enter button, like my mum.

 

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She learnt 1 by 1, started from how to turn on the computer, she used a notebook to jog down everything, including some simple steps which are easy for a 4 years old kid.

 

Yea, you might laugh at her, but how hard is it for a her? Who never touch computer beside cleaning the monitor. She is doing all these for me.

 

And now, she knows how to MSN!

This is her first message to me

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I was smiling, and touched, thank you mum.

And I replied…..

 

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J’z

A lame joke

Posted by Jz on Thursday, June 18, 2009 | comments (2)



A cousin of mine who works in Genting’s Casino came to Penang yesterday, and visited my parents. She came into my room while I was busying and started to disturb.

 

After fooling with my stuffs for a while, she turned to me, and asked:

 

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It’s quite a long time since last time we met, seems like she forgot what kind of people I’m.

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LOOOOLL

 

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J’z

Jack, you’d better watch out!

Posted by Jz on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 | comments (1)



Was blogging as usual yesterday, and found out a message which had surprised me.

 

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At that moment, only one word went into my mind.

屌!

That guy didn’t leave his name, nor the girl’s name, how I know which girl was he talking about?Then I started to think, I always fool around with all my friends, including the girls, and I don’t think any of them is in a relationship.

 

Therefore, I just ignored him, until this showed up today, which made me speechless.

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I thought somebody has been dumped by his girl because of me, I’m glad that it didn’t happen, but well, at the same time, I feel sad too LOOOL.

 

By the way, I love the nickname he used: very pissed man

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The Shit Boxes

Posted by Jz on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 | comments (3)



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Morning, I’m Jack too…

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What so amazing actually? Lets read the description.

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To make it short, it’s a mobile toilet! Which you can move it anywhere you like! You just need to open it, sit on it, and start to poo inside. Cool right? It can be used in

 

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Wow! I guess those who love camping faced the poo poo problem before, with this shit box, all you need to do is find a place where no one can see you and poo in the box instead of poo on the floor! So environment friendly isn’t it? WHO CARES ACTUALLY!?

 

Okay, they even design the boxes which you’re going to poo inside it, to make you poo more comfortable perhaps.

 

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Look at the price, HOLY SHIT, I would rather poo on my head!

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

 

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