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How to chase after girl(s) easily

Saturday, March 7, 2009 , Posted by Jz at 7:12 PM

Okay, this question have been asked for like 1 hundred millions of times, but still no accurate answer until now and many idiots took that opportunity, published some books like ‘How To Date A Girl’ which were totally useless to earn some fast money. So I’m here to save the guys, I’m just a 18 years old guy, why me? Why this post?


First- It’s 100% updated to 2009


Second- That’s easy


Third- No long steps like:

Chapter one – preparation

Chapter two – How to get her phone

Chapter three – How to communicate

Chapter four – How to date her out

Chapter five – BLA BLA BLA

Just 1 post, and few points.


Lets stop talking nonsense, first, you need A FACE


yes, a face, a handsome face. That’s the fact, who don’t want her boyfriend/husband to be handsome? Who don’t want to show off to her friend: This is my boyfriend/husband. Don’t agree? Just imagine that if Takeshi says this:

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And the result will be like this:

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But how about this guy

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So, definitely the result is different. If you don’t have a handsome face and don’t want to have a plastic surgery, don’t be upset yet. Another point is that as long as you have these:

money

Yes, MONEY


You could ask a girl like this if you’re rich.

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The world is improving, and the human being is becoming more and more realistic. The fact is MONEY = EVERYTHING, don’t bullshit about what personality , morality, speciality or whatever, that never makes any sense. What I could see is:

RichGuy1 Maybe maybe…. maybe… that girl likes fatso?

rich_guy Maybe maybe…. maybe… that girl likes mature oldie?


I have nothing to say if you come up with these stupid excuses.


Lets look at the latest one


37 Gigi Lai, a famous ex Hong Kong actress under Hong Kong TVB who retired in October 2008. She retired because she got married with Patrick Ma who has physical disabilities and 15 years older than her (She’s 37).

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Why? God knows


How about, if one have BOTH? Oh, that would be nice, you could have many girlfriends. Like this

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Or marry them at once!! Woohooooooo~

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But how about you have NONE.


Oh Mai God, so you’re a poor guy like me huh? Remember, I’m a blogger with professionalism, so I will borrow you this:

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To hang yourself, or I’ll introduce you one new partner =D She will never leave you as long as you take good care of her,


Her name is Sony,


sound nice, full name


Sony Playstation 3

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*Entertainment is the main purpose of this post. No offence =D


J’z

I want a Sony D=

Currently have 16 comments:

  1. monchichi says:

    good..
    good..
    good..
    good..

    LOLXXX..

  1. ning says:

    =.='''
    dunwant your ACER liao??

  1. sherene says:

    hey.
    as the promise.
    nah..1000 comment
    xD
    wuliao lor u.
    totally out of the topic ki.
    okay.
    i have a ps3 at my home.xD
    haha..ok la.
    drop u d.^^
    i alwiz keep my words.

  1. メ J'z メ says:

    do you mean drop me your PS3? =O

  1. monchichi says:

    give me ten reason i give u ~ewww~

  1. メ J'z メ says:

    one two three four five six seven eight nine ten reasons

  1. sabrina says:

    oh..like hior..
    nvm....one two three four five six seven eight night ten reason dunwan give u ..XD

  1. Anonymous says:

    gal nowadays
    btw its funny

  1. SABRINA says:

    lolzzz..
    u r liar..not me XD

  1. sabrina says:

    coz the ten reason i cannot accept it..
    hiak hiak..
    u want PS3 isit?
    go apply from me..come take application form..dudu!

  1. kzee says:

    i like tis ...funny!
    XD

  1. メ J'z メ says:

    @sab
    just deliver it to me =D

    @kzee
    thanks=D