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I swear I’ll start studying for my final exam tomorrow after blogging, I’m serious!

 

 

 

Found this video accidentally on Facebook. I must say, finally a random guy has written down the inner voices of all the guys (perhaps? xD), which the girls probably don’t know.

 

Well, I better start sharing the video and stop giving comments for not offending girls.

 

 

By the way, I shall make a change in one of the rules to keep it updated.

 

1.If you won’t dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera Twilight guys.

 

J’z

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Okay, final exams are approaching, someone helps me to get started to study please?

 

 

 

My god, I have almost forgotten that I watched this movie after such a long time. Jennifer’s Body.

 

 

As a film audience, the storyline is illogical and pointless, with no suspense, no climax, and a stupid ending. The whole story is about our Foxy – Jennifer, who turns into a demon after an accident.

 

She gets some superpowers after that, for example, burning her tongue.

 

 

But in return, she has to seduce guys (which I don’t know why) with her body (that’s why this film is named as Jennifer’s Body I guess).

 

 

So that she can evolve and eat them to maintain her beloved hair (or whatever).

 

 

However, as an ordinary well-grown guy, this movie is definitely worth watching. Just simply because of one scene.

 

 

WHAT? IT’S JUST THE SAME REASON WHY YOU GIRLS ARE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT! (click here) 

J’z

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Sorry grandma, I couldn’t visit you because of my silvered-hair. LOL

 

 

 

Watched the famous 2012 days ago since everyone was telling me that: 2012 is awesome!/ WTH IT’S SO COOL/ a must watch movie in 2009/ bla bla.

 

I’m not really into disaster movies. For me, they’re all the same, people are dying one by one and the stories end with few survivors hugging together.

 

 

Besides, they keep repeating the same things, stupid people always sacrifice themselves for their beloved ones while the annoying soft and long music are playing, while the clever ones always sacrifice others and end up dying.

 

That’s why I didn’t really want to watch 2012 at the first place. But well, after watching, as what I had already expected, the storyline of it didn’t impress me. Still the same things, sacrifice others sacrifice themselves sacrifice others sacrifice themselves, bla bla.

 

However, there are some parts of the movies that we should really give points to, for example the graphics and effects. They’re just, wow.

 

They look so real, the cars dropping, buildings collapsing, etc. (Again, unlike the damn Final Destination: Rest in Piece)

 

 

Oh ya, another reason I didn’t want to watch it at the first place is that I thought that the movie is illogical after watching the trailer. I was wondering, how the heck do these happen all around the world together in a same day?

 

2378736 levels earthquakes,

 

tsunami with the height of 298374982749 km,

 

 

and 85798742894374827 meteors dropping at the same time.

 

 

Well, the movie explains it logically, watch it =p

 

J’z

Lecturer: What do you think about kissing in public.

Random Student: I’m too pure and young for that.

 

 

 

 

Okay lah~ I didn’t actually get myself a tattoo lah~ It’s just a fake temporary tattoo in one pack of the snacks from Thailand lah~

 

 

Hey wait wait!

I know you’re pissed, but don’t close the browser or my blog yet! I haven’t shown you the interesting part!

 

So guess, if you were me, this so-called tattoo would be on which part of your body? I know you will probably say: who wants this idiot laah~. Well, immediately I knew where it should be when I saw it.

 

Ready? tadaaaa~

 

 *sensitive part censored*

 

I do know this is mad/ crazy/ lame/ idiot/ stupid/ retarded/ dumb/ gay/ not cool/ asshole/ childish/ lala/ sexy. Who cares anyway? I don’t, do you? Even you do, I don’t care as well. LOL!

 

By the way, the first comment I received was:

WHAT THE FARK!? WHY YOU TATTOO THERE? PAIN OR NOT?

 

J’z

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1/3 of foods I ate today are snacks.

 

 

 

The rest of my family went for a 2 days trip to Thailand last Friday. Well, am not really interested in the trip, but I do care of what they brought back for me.

 

You don’t expect luxuries from Thailand right? Unless you want those imitated ones. Of course, a trans maid neither.

 

They got me snackssss,

 

which are 1/3 left and the main reason of my stomach-ache right now. Trust me, they might be unhealthy, but once you try it, you couldn’t stop eating.

 

Secondly, they got me an ordinary t-shirt.

 

I’m even patriotic enough to have one with ‘Malaysia’ or ‘Penang’, Thailand some more.

 

Thirdly, a pair of pants.

 

Fourthly, a hat with my name on it.

 

 

My head is too big for it anyway.

 

Lastly, the most speechless one, a pair of slippers.

 

My mum knew my 3rd pair of slippers is fucked on Thursday, but she didn’t know I bought the 4th pair on Friday (previous post) as she was in Thailand, so she bought me the 5th pair.

 

With these, I guessed I’m well equipped for a trip to Hawaii already. LOL

 

J’z

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My stomach is not feeling well for the whole day, but I still couldn’t stop myself from eating snacks.

 

 

 

In the steamboat party last Thursday (which I’ll blog next time), I spoiled my slippers for another time, and that is the 3rd one in this year.

 

 

The reason I felt so sad was neither the price of it nor how comfortable it was, it’s simply because it actually meant I have to buy another pair of slippers.

 

What’s the big deal? You might ask. A simple stuff like this maybe easy for you, but not me.

 

My feet are not huge, but they’re looonnnggg. To fit that length, I have to wear size of 11. It’s hard enough to find a pair of size 11 slippers as most of the shops only provide until 10, yet the ordinary size 11 would be too big for the feet of mine.

 

Well, finally, I managed to find the 4th one in the shortest time ever on the boring Friday. Ta daaa

 

 

However, I was so happy and bought it immediately without noticed that wearing this pair of slippers will make me 1.5-2cm taller,

 

 

which would end up making me find no girlfriend. WARAU!

 

J’z

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Snacks snacks snacks and snacks from Thailand!

 

 

 

Lets make it a story mode. It happened on the same day of our last presentation (previous post). Due to the boringness while waiting for my turn, I went to spot check a bag of one of my friends, and I discovered something.

 

 

What the heck, he is the model student in the class! Why this thing appeared in his bag!? Then I knew something wrong, so I went and checked another guy.

 

 

Again! What the heck was happening!? Suspicion called me to check on girls’ too, and the result was same as what I expected.

 

one girl,

 

 

two girls,

 

 

and the 3rd girl was caught on the spot.

 

 

After the investigation, I finally found out what actually happened: there is a spokesperson of Durex in our class.

 

 

*the story is not real, that condom’s just a sample xD

 

J’z

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I HATE HOLIDAY I HATE HOLIDAY I HATE HOLIDAY!

 

 

 

Time flies, it’s December now and we’re going to have our final exams then say bye bye to CFP. This Monday was the last presentation we had, which probably means no more formal wear for informal person like me for this year.

 

 

Because of this, one of my friend brought his camera to capture the memories, and again, another show time.

 

 

Of course, first of all I took a shot with one of my favourite lecturer. Despite of the fact that she always bullies me, I have to admit that she has done a great job.

 

 

We started off the idiots camera season with the Power Rangers formations.

 

Formations 1

 

Formation 2

 

Then I started to get horny and jumped slid into girls’ photo then got banged by girls.

 

 

And finally, the I got into the horniest level.

 

 

Then the photos of the rest of the photo season are too 18sx to be posted in the blog, ask for them from me personally.

 

At the end of this post, I must say thank you to all the great friends in CFP for the wonderful time we had. Make sure you guys don’t forget the horny Jack in the future, because I’m so going to be your PM LOL!

 

 

You guys are great =)

 

J’z