Short talk:

Sang out of tune for 213,093 times today.

 

 

 

Just backed from a birthday party and an assignment is waiting for me now, so I’ll just make this post short.

 

On the boat to Pulau Jerejak, our pro cameraman was trying to prove that he is able to self-cam with his super big DSLR camera. So we sat together and took a few shots.

 

 

After checking back the photos, we found an uncle perasan who looked at the camera all the time.

 

 

I’ll tag him as Uncle Perasan in Facebook.

 

J’z

Short talk:

If one couldn’t balance the account, that must be his problem, but definitely not when that happens to 10 people.

 

 

I guess I’ll just start from the 1st game we played, the archery. The goal looks simple isn’t it? All you need to do is shoot on the target.

 

 

Of course, only when you actually know how to play. What would happen to bunch of noobs who didn’t play before?

 

Lets see what we had.

 

We had a standard one with a standard pose,

 

 

an arrogant one who looked like played 2,387 times before,

 

 

a sleepy one who seemed likely to fall asleep anytime,

 

 

the one who looked like the string was going to break off,

 

 

a guy who thought that he was holding an AK-47 in Counter Strike,

 

 

the one who looked like someone owes him $21,379,274,984,

 

 

and the most chubi one, who seriously looked like a Doraemon.

 

 

LOL that was fun!

 

J’z

Credits to Mr Teo and Alex for the photos.

Short talk:

Just found out that wearing slippers for jungle tracking isn’t wise.

 

 

 

After a stressful week (what? The account class assignment was stressful enough for me. xD), we went for a trip to relax, again. This time, we went to Pulau Jerejak which is just located at the opposite of our beloved Queensbay Mall.

 

 

I have to say that we had a lot of fun there, special thanks to Miss Unknown who doesn’t want her identity to be exposed.

 

 

Of course, the sun of the beach was still the sun of the beach.

 

 

I knew my mission started for another time after the War Museum.

 

 

A trip needs a bullier to be fun. So, no choice, I sacrificed.

 

 

Waiting for the guide is probably the most annoying part of the trip, so I brought people cards, and gambled played in the hotel lobby while we are waiting.

 

 

Well, if there were 3 things that I shouldn’t do in that trip, I believe that they’re:

 

sleep,

 

 

sleeps,

 

 

and sleepss.

 

 

Especially in the lobby.

 

Details about other activities are coming soon.

 

J’z

Credits to Mr Teo and Alex for the photos.

Short talk:

I love trying new things LOL.

 

 

 

 

Due to a whatever reason, I gave a sample of condom to the girls in my class.

 

 

I was surprised by what they did on that condom when they told us on the next day. Guess what happened to that poor helmet?

 

 

It was being observed,

 

and measured.

 

 

And then tortured.

 

 

So this was how the life of one of the greatest inventions in the world that helps to reduce birth rate of China ended.

 

Don’t give the helmets to the girls.

 

J’z

Short talk:

Moving out in 1 month and moving back in 5 months –__-

 

 

 

They might deny it, but the truth is, men love boobs. No matter he is young,

 

or old,

 

or a celebrity.

 

and it’s an unchangeable fact since 2,387,824,798 years ago.

 

But frankly, that’s not our fault, we just want to live longer. Because:

• According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
• "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
• Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier.
• Engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.
• Men are recommended to spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

 

Source: http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html

 

So girls, please be consideration of guys. And guys, remember, this is for our health!

 

However, do always remember that not all the boobs will work out. Some boobs are just going to make you die faster.

 

 

Cheer.

 

J’z

Short talk:

I swear I’ll start doing my works tomorrow, I mean, next week.

 

 

 

It’s normal to see a hottie having lots of friends in Facebook, but well, have you seen any guy having 100,000 female friends from all over the world? Or a person who likes to add his or her friend’s friend’s friend’s friend’s friend’s friends from another planet?

 

Some people tend to add a lot of friends to make them look popular, and I have to say, having 2,312,329,382,894,712 friends in Facebook do make you look popular perhaps, but seriously, if you have a Facebook account, watch this.

 

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=190695558695&ref=nf

 

You will never know what’s the motive of those strangers, or what are they going to do with your photos and information.

 

Who knows one day you will become a skilful and young pretty Asian student who is 24 hours on call in an advertisement.

 

Don’t think that you’re safe because you’re a guy, aunties and gay market are very potential nowadays.

 

Oh ya, don’t call that numbers.

 

J’z

Short talk:

I told you, I was feeling lucky. My moral test, passed! by half mark LOL

 

 

 

 

Seriously, Hong Kong has made enough of gambling movies and dramas already. But no matter how awesome the movies are, they always have a common point: the last game is always ended with a hand of super duper farking impossible-to-get-cards.

 

 

Well, same theory, since when you see Untraman dies instead of the monsters.

 

Of course, this movie is still worth watching because of the these 2 names: Louis Koo, and Lau Cheng Wan. At least it’s better than the previous 009 movie of Louis’s.

 

 

Anyway, I must say that Louis Koo is seriously hang fok fai lok in this movie.

 

You know what I mean. LOL

 

J’z

Short talk:

Just did an illegal open burning outside my house xD

 

 

 

 

Found an old photo when I was in Kedah’s house last time.

 

 

Now I know why the proportion of my head to my body isn’t exactly right, I was born to be big-headed!

 

Mai god, I was so adorable LOLOOL

 

J’z